Trade me OR ELSE
If you've played board games, especially settlers of catan, y'all will understand this feeling. Some of my friends who watched this thought the characters were based on them lol. Anyone you think you relate to?
Original script for this video.
Q: Ok, end turn.
J: Whoa whoa wait, do you want to trade?
W: She said end turn, card laid card played.
K: Can’t you trade her on your turn?
J: Oh right, Cake trade me.
Q: No.
J: wtf, I didn’t even state the terms yet.
Q: No, ty.
J: Ok, I’ll give you 1 sheep for your wood.
Q: silence
J: 2 sheep.
Q: silence
J: 3 sheep, and a wheat.
K: Weed?
J: Wheat.
Q: You really want this wood huh.
J: Yeah, deal?
Q: I dunno.
J: … okay fine
J: shhhhh
W: Hey you can’t..
J: IT’S MY TURN.
K: Hey Cake, i’ll trade you my brick for your wood on my turn.
Q: Yeah sounds good.
J: WTFFFFF
J: $10.
J: TEN.
Q: ..uh
J: Starbucks gift card.
Q: ..um
J: Think of the pumpkin spice Cake.
W: mHmm.. Pumpkin spice cake sounds scrumptious.
K: Yo, you got snacks.
J: Omg, okay and this bottle of Jacks.
W: No one wants your bottle Jacko.
J: And my car keys.
Q: Well I..
J: Keep the car.
Q: That’s nice but.
J: What do you want Cake?
J: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
K: Whose turn is it?
J: MINE
J: IT’S MY TURN
J: AND I WANT THIS TRADE.
W: Didn’t you just get paid?
J: You want more money? Here is a whole bitcoin.
Q: But..
J: My pokemon card collection.
Q: This is a lot of pressure.
J: This bottle of bathtub water.
K: Isn’t that..
J: DON’T JUDGE ME HIGHCARD
J: First born child.
W: Oh how’s Junior doing?
J: He’s doing great.
J: Very well behaved
J: high value trade.
Q: I don’t want your kid Jacko.
J: I will shave my head.
W: Now he’s doing dares?
Q: Please don’t.
J: NO CAKE, THIS IS ON YOU.
K: Where did you get those scissors..
W: Jacko no, it’s not worth it.
J: HOW? HOW IS ALL THIS NOT WORTH THAT STUPID WOOD?
Q: Jacko wait.
J: IT’S TOO LATE CAKE
W: Oh my god.
K: He’s not even trying to aim.
Q: Jacko i’ll trade you on my turn.
J: WHAT
Q: I’ll trade you.
Q: On my turn
Q: Promise!
J: DON’T SCREW WITH ME CAKE.
Q: Cross my heart.
K: Put the scissors down Jacko
J: Okay
J: Next turn
J: I swear to god Cake.
W: So, end turn?
J: Yeah
J: End turn.
W: 10 points
W: I win.
J: …
Q: It’s probably a good thing you didn’t trade all those things huh.
J: …...
Q: Oh, you know what..
Q: You could’ve just traded HighCard for the brick then traded me.
J: ……...
Q: Oh well, live and learn amirite?
K: Well played Wild, good game.
W: Good game all, that was fun.
Q: Another?
J: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH