NEVER repeat this Knock Knock Joke
Original Script:
Door knocks
every simultaneous “not it”
(Shifty eyes)
W: well someone has to be it.
C: Last one to say a synonym for door
W: uhhh
J: draw bridge
K: portal
C: Gate
W: Flap!
J: (laughs) Flap??
K: All you Wild
W: no guys i’m scared
C: What are you afraid of, it’s only a door.
J: yeah, just be thankful it’s not a flap (laugh)
Door knocks
K: Guys, are we just going to leave them hanging?
J: I don’t see you getting up.
W: should we even answer it?
K: DOORS OPEN, COME IN (yells)
W: (panic)
W: what are you doing??
W: what if someone comes in
K: That’s the point.
J: how could they not hear that
W: and why aren’t they using the doorbell
Q: Jacko, Highcard, go check it out
J: why us?
Q: Clearly this is a safety concern now.
Q: Who knows who could be at the door.
J: so we’re the sacrifices
K: Okay how about this.
K: The next time they knock, whoever talked last has to get it.
(shhh emojis)
K: ….
J: (cake)
C: (?)
J: (eggplant or cat)
C: (rolleyes)
W: (swing both ways)
K: fuck you guys.
Door knocks
K: god damn it.
J: Gogogogo
W: you have to commit
C: It was your idea.
Ding dong
(Everyone !)
W: they found the doorbell
K: Wow this guy really wants us to open the door
J: Cake this is your house, you get it
K: Yeah, what if it’s important?
C: Omg. Okay how about this.
C: We ALL get it.
W/K/J: sounds good.. okie.. lame..
C: Okay at the count of 3.
C: One.. two..
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong
W/C/K/J: ahhhh
W: (faints)
J: Wild is down, I repeat, wild is down.
K: enough of this
K: I need a proper weapon
C: Grandpa’s walking stick
K: Okay, Jacko, you open the door.
K: I’m just going to swing.
J: don’t hold back
C: Don’t miss.
J: first to strike wins
C: Highcard
K: Yeah?
C: I want you to know that no matter what happens.
Door knocks
W: huh what
K: Here we go.
W: omg it’s real
W: I thought I was dreaming
W: Cake hold me
C: Stay focused everyone.
C: We are in this together.
(emoji agreement)
K: Ready Jacko?
J: Ready.
K: Three.. Two.. one..
Kids: Trick or treat!
WHACK sound effect
(fear emojis)
J: okay so who’s going to prison
W: not it!
K: we should roll for it
C: please don’t bring that up