Friends don’t let friends go to prison
Original Script
A: One of you is guilty.
A: You have 2 minutes. (start clock)
A: If no one confesses.
A: It’s game over for all of you.
C: Pardon me but, you’re doing it wrong.
W: yeah your carrot stinks
A: Excuse me?
J: she means your bait is no good
K: You should offer some kind of prize instead.
A: …
A: Your prize is not going to prison.
A: FOR LIFE.
J: what about a vacation?
W: ooh like Tokyo or Paris!
C: Stock options.
K: Unlimited breadsticks.
A: THIS IS NOT A GAME.
A: You are all in serious trouble.
W: but you said it would be game over
C: Therefore, a game.
K: No offense guys, but I’m pretty sure I’m winning.
J: how?? He didn’t give us any rules.
W: yeah, we need rules!
A: Unbelievable. Fine.
A: RULE NUMBER ONE
A: First person to snitch on their friend gets all the prizes you mentioned before.
Everyone says the name of another, but no repeat names. (use hand icons point on a grid to each other)
J: oooohh, nice one guys
W: I love you all, you know that?
C: <3
K: That was fun detective, do another!
A: Seriously?
A: Time is running out.
A: Do none of you care about your future?
C: Of course we care.
K: Yeah we’re not idiots.
J: friends don’t let their friends go to prison
W: next rule please!
A: (anger)
A: (deep breathe)
A: Highcard, is it?
A: You mentioned breadsticks.
A: I happen to have here a freshly toasted slice of garlic bread.
K: (drool)
W: you just carry that around with you?
A: RULE NUMBER TWO
A: Whoever eats this garlic bread is going to prison.
J: Highcard...
C: Highcard don’t.
W: i’m having pizza flashbacks (go to video)
K: guys..
J: Highcard no.
K: I’m sorry
W: (grabs bread)
W: Wait!
K: HEY, that was mine!
A: Hahahaha, yes, fight amongst yourselves. The clock is ticking.
C: (idea)
C: Detective!
A: Yes?
C: Release us or else!
A: Hahhaha, HAHAHAHA
A: Oh, pardon me.
A: Or else what?
C: Jacko!
J: ??
C: What does the doctor say when he wants to check your throat
J: huh???
A: You’re crazy, woman.
C: Wild!
W: stay away from me Highcard.
C: WILD!
W: what??
C: What is your favorite thing to do at a zoo?
W: ehhh??
C: Jacko, Wild.
C: Time is almost up.
C: You have 10 seconds to figure it out.
C: Or we’re all going to prison.
J/W: ????
K: give me my garlic bread!!
A: HAHAHAHAHA
A: I can’t wait to see you all in handcuffs.
C: THREE!
J: (think) I’m ready!
C: TWO!
W: (think) I got it!
C: ONE!!!!
J: Open your mouth and say AHHHH
(jacko stomps down on the detectives foot)
A: AHHHHH
W: Feed the animals!
(wild shoves the garlic bread into his mouth)
C: Whoever eats this garlic bread is going to prison.
(cake shuts his mo uth closed)
A: (gulp)
A: (shock face)
(Warden comes in): I saw the whole thing. Detective, you’re coming with me.
A: No! It’s not fair! If it weren’t for these meddling kids.
C/J/W: Yeahhh!! We did it!
K: my garlic bread..
J: Highcard, you got us in this mess
C: No, we’re all responsible, remember?
W: i’m never answering the door again.